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George W. Bush
 
"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
 
 

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Upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Redskins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
 
 



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