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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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One Liners |
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Goofball Facts |
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Turnips turn green when sunburnt.
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