Who owns this website?
Sage Media, Inc..
"Goofball.com - Your Portal To Stupidity" is a copyright © 1998-2004 All Rights Reserved.

I have have questions / issues about credit card charges.
When registering or renewing your registration with Goofball.com, your credit card statement will show a charge from Sage Media, Inc., the company that owns Goofball.com. If you have any questions whatsoever, please email webmaster@goofball.com or call 516-375-8910 from 9am - 5pm EST.

Will my credit card be automatically charged at any point in time?
NO. NO. NO. We NEVER automatically charge your credit card for renewal or any other reason. We do NOT store your credit card information either. When you register or renew, you are charged once at the exact time you do so. That is it.

Can I advertise on goofball.com?
Yes, here is our advertising info. We're are always interested in advertising to cover our web hosting cost.

Can I link to this site?
Yesirreee! Check out the Link To Us page.

This site rules. What can I do to help you?
Please tell all your friends about us, link to us from your site, and forward the emails you get from us.

To whom can I report bad links, technical problems, and corrections?
Please send email right away to webmaster@goofball.com

I have never been here before. How can I navigate through all of your content?
There are several approaches to doing this. Each of our sections has its own index page displaying the most recent entries sorted by most recent date. In addition to having a search engine for the entire site, each section has its own local search engine as well. Finally, each piece of content will contain a sidebar with the latest related items in that particular section.

Who created the content here at Goofball?
Much of the material on this site were not written by the Goofball Crew. It has been submitted to us or found in newsgroups. Some submissions have been altered slightly (corrected spelling, adding formatting, etc.)

Do you have any way of knowing if some jokes are copyrighted material?
Nope! However, we will immediately remove these once we are asked to cease and desist offering said items.

I submitted something to you, but it is not published on the website yet. Why not?
We prefer quality before quantity. We only add new content to our site if we find them very funny and if we do not already have a very similar entry. It may take a while for us to to process new submissions.

I am deeply offended by this site, what should I do?
Too bad. Like a TV, change the channel or turn it off - go to another site.

What have you done to prevent children from viewing the adult content?
Not a damn thing! Although we wouldn't want kids to view content that would be harmful to them, it is simply not and couldn't be our job to protect kids from what is on the internet. This job belongs to their parents. Surf with your kids and do not let them wander around the Net unsupervised.

Just how did you create this site?
This website was put together by putting in a lot of hard work, smooth HTML design, Perl programming skills, and a huge archive of silly content.