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"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
 
 

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"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
 
 



34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings



We've been working hard to spread the word about the hilarious content on Goofball.com. Follow our daring exploits and read through out press releases, radio interviews, and advertisements. Hint: Click the images on the left for the links.

A press release we released regarding the our growth in registered users. Written by VirtualJul.

A mention in IbizInterviews.com

A press release we released regarding the presidential election. Very important policital information was discussed in this one. Written by VirtualJul.

A press release we released this after joining the aka network in October 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul.

Our virgin press release. We released this after relaunching the new version of the site in June 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul and it was even picked up by Yahoo Finance.

Our virgin radio interview. JSkills and Robnoxious are devirginized live on NY's WNEW FM by evening DJs Ron & Fez. It ended up getting a little violent and goes down in Ron and Fez history as the "Breakup of Goofball.com." It was rebroadcast a few days later to make sure to rub some salt in our healing wounds.

Howard Stern talks about Goofball.com one morning on NY's WXRK FM (KROCK) radio. He sounds so cheery and enthused, doesn't he? Can you believe we actually paid for this piece of shit read?

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com again.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talk about Goofball.com once more.

Leslie Gold, the "Radio Chick" on NY's WNEW FM radio talks about Goofball.com with her cronies. And yes, she is a hottie and we want to touch her heiney.

The ad WXRK FM (KROCK) produced for us using the smooth voice of DJ Will Pendarvis.
An interview conducted by the webmaster of the fine educational website for the School of Ass.

Top Goofs
 

1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52
2 Pooty Paws 4.44
3 Mad Wife 4.41
4 Okla Homa 4.41
5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40
6 My New Maid 4.39
7 Bareback Thong 4.29
8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29
9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27
10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

 

Casino Joke
 
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

Classic Goofs
 

1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92
2 A Kodak Moment 4.85
3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83
4 Poolside Beauty 4.82
5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76
6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75
7 South Beach 4.70
8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
9 Inspirational 4.63
10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

 
 

Poll Results
 
President Obama?
Very excited, still dancing in the streets
Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
1,387 Responses
 
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The most sensitive finger is the forefinger.
 
 

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