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George W. Bush
 
"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead
— headline from the Providence (R.I.) Journal
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
 
 



34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings



Goofball would like to thank the following people for their help, support, and / or guidance at some point in the site's life which started in November of 1998 ...

Join the Blahblah Network! Hagai Yardeny, "The Bla Man", Co-founder and Chairman of the Blah-Blah Network. Hagai and the entire staff at the Blah-Blah Network, have been nothing but fair and supportive or our efforts for a site with such a "different" type of content, which usually scares most "traditional" advertising companies to some degree. Blah-Blah recognizes the passion we as creators and you as users have put into this site and see great value in it. Check out Hagai being interviewed about his business here.
Mason Headquarters Jon Swartz, the creator of Mason, the Perl library that works so efficiently with the mod_perl add in to the Apache web server. The dynamic nature of this site would make things extremely difficult for us to accomplish without the use of Mason in our configuration. Jon has always been of great help when we're at the end of our rope with one of our more technically challenging problems.
Mike Baker, from HighRadiation.com, who put together our new design for us. If you need a site design and not sure how you want it to look. Mike's your man. Also in his free time, whenever that is, he runs a kick ass site over at www.cloud10.org. Check out his fancy Flash work in the Uncensored Section.
The staff at Web2010 our hosting providers. They've gone through all of our growing pains with us and have been supportive of our efforts from the beginning.
Rob Malda, aka Commander Taco, from Slashdot.org. Slashdotn addition to being one of favorite technical resource sites, has been a big inspiration to us for creating some of the community elements of Goofball.com. Rob has also been personally very generous with his time in giving us a few pieces of key advice when we really needed it.

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Casino Joke
 
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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President Obama?
Very excited, still dancing in the streets
Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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Goofball Facts
 
While working on an Australian ranch, Errol Flynn once castrated a sheep with his teeth.
 
 

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