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Please Hold
She's lucky she even got through ...
Published : 03.21.2010

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It's Tax Time Again
Even Jesus had to pay ...
Published : 03.19.2010

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St. Patrick's Day In History 2
The Irish step dance auditions ...
Published : 03.17.2010

Rate: 0.00
St. Patrick's Day In History 1
Never ate any Irish stew and now I don't think I want ...
Published : 03.15.2010

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Early Or Late
Depends on how you look at it ...
Published : 03.13.2010

Rate: 4.00
Credit History
Been there, done that, got the credit history t-shirt ...
Published : 03.11.2010

Rate: 4.00
Let's Talk This Over
Tell him how nice he looks in those trunks ...
Published : 03.09.2010

Rate: 4.00
Long Downloads
I bet his hard drive is still filled with porn ...
Published : 03.08.2010

Rate: 4.00
Cheerfully Refunded
I've never had so much as a dime cheerfully refunded. ...
Published : 03.07.2010

Rate: 4.00
Stress Disorders
I always hated job interviews ...
Published : 03.06.2010

Rate: 4.00
The Hat
Is the rest of the story on why Lingleha likes hats? ...
Published : 03.05.2010

Rate: 4.00
Antagonizing The Locals
Bet they catch them before the next stop light ...
Published : 03.04.2010

Rate: 4.00
Tell Us More About These Parts
Any chance we're using the right bait? ...
Published : 03.03.2010

Rate: 4.00
Video Poker
And people say blondes are dumb ...
Published : 03.02.2010

Rate: 4.00
Chicken Humour
Well I did think it was funny ...
Published : 03.01.2010

Rate: 4.00
Airport Security
I guess my pit bull stays at home ...
Published : 02.28.2010

Rate: 4.00
On The Road To Recovery
Maybe therapy isn't such a bad thing after all. ...
Published : 02.27.2010

Rate: 4.00
Employee Of The Month
How would we survive without it ...
Published : 02.26.2010

Rate: 4.00
Football Stars
Whatever happened to loving the game ...
Published : 02.25.2010

Rate: 4.00
What A Party
The little brat gave them my kid's name ...
Published : 02.24.2010

Rate: 4.00
Retirement Funds
Who gets the other 9 mil? ...
Published : 02.23.2010

Rate: 4.00
Talking Dirty
Moms never forget ...
Published : 02.22.2010

Rate: 4.00
Terminated
Starts with an "F" ends with a "D." ...
Published : 02.21.2010

Rate: 4.00
Bachelor Apartment
Oh, you wanted me to leave? ...
Published : 02.20.2010

Rate: 4.00
The Danish Faux Pas
I thought it was Virginians ...
Published : 02.19.2010

Rate: 4.00
Sex While Driving
There's nothing I see that would give them away ...
Published : 02.18.2010

Rate: 4.00
How Valuable Are You
Don't believe it, he's the bosses son ...
Published : 02.17.2010

Rate: 4.00
The Fear Of All Men
would be to get a doctor like this one ...
Published : 02.16.2010

Rate: 4.00
The Best Things In Life
Oh, so true. So true.
Published : 02.15.2010

Rate: 4.00
Free Exams
I've got to try that. ...
Published : 02.14.2010

Rate: 4.00

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