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Basic Food Groups

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/07/2007
 
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Life would be simplier if they'd just tell us what we COULD eat.

Basic Food Groups

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    The people south of France (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.07.2007 11:09:58 AM EST)


    have long life expectancies because you can't find 'em to kill 'em.

    Note to Marrakeshman (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.07.2007 9:04:11 AM EST)


    If I put olive oil in all my food, I wouldn't be able to over eat either.
    Shhheeeezzze that's stuff is bad.

    The people living (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (02.07.2007 4:30:43 AM EST)


    in the south of France along the Riviera have one of the longest life expectancies in the world.

    (One) of the secrets is the olive oil they use in a great deal of their cooking.

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    His wife (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.07.2007 4:09:22 AM EST)


    Will be bummed to know her name showed up in group #2.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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