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Church Pew

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/25/2005
 
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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.

One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."

"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times.

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    Maybe you ought to quit pulling her thumb.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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