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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
— Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
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Snapple Facts |
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
