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Getting Old Sucks # 5

By: obiwanPublished: 01/10/2008
 
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And you also have a hard time remember your wife's name.

Getting Old Sucks # 5

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    Just flush it... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (01.11.2008 0:28:19 AM EST)

    call it a "Burial at sea".

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    He's in luck (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2008 10:13:03 AM EST)


    He's too old to get cut off anyway.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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