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Jewish Bedtime Stories

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 06/05/2005
 
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Once every six months is twice a year more than I get.

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    Likewise SW (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.06.2005 9:34:14 PM EST)


    and Harry's wife isn't even Jewish

    waaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahha

    Likewise SW (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.05.2005 10:57:09 AM EST)


    And my wife isn't even Jewish.

    Well that's (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.05.2005 9:13:43 AM EST)


    more than you can say about her husband.

    He got screwed out of a quater in a vending machine as a kid and he grew up to be a laywer and sues the hell out of everybody. Trying to make up for that helpless feeling he had.

    LMAO @ lead in (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (06.05.2005 0:36:43 AM EST)


    I can't top that

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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