"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
Random Quote
"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay." — Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
Snapple Facts
#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
One Liners
Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.
For not letting the guy put up a new roll-up door like he wanted and making him paint the garage floor red instead.
Had to be her idea. No straight man alive would paint his garage floor red.
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