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Men & Remote Controls Men

By: luvly1Published: 09/28/2005
 
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They can down right be lethal weapons & it's even more deadly when they can't find them.

Men & Remote Controls Men

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    Serves her right (0 replies)  
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    For not letting the guy put up a new roll-up door like he wanted and making him paint the garage floor red instead.

    Had to be her idea. No straight man alive would paint his garage floor red.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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