"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
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so ugly she could curdle urine.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
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