"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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oh dear god.....
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dtahellyeah
(04.02.2002 5:52:53 PM EST)
that is so wrong,got any more,please i will be good all year,just one more.
hahahahahahahaa!
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started by
kweenbee
(02.02.2002 4:03:01 PM EST)
Planning for the future. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hahaha!!
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started by
beckdaddy
(02.02.2002 2:29:59 PM EST)
That's cute...damn funny, too, GP!
...had a four year old daughter knows just how funny this is.
She needs...
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started by
proverbialchump
(02.02.2002 6:14:08 AM EST)
to use water balloons, if she wants them to hang like grandmas monkeys.
If only I could find...
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started by
willi
(02.02.2002 4:12:14 AM EST)
a woman that has jugs hanging down to her crotch, it would save me a trip to get a drink when I'm eating out.
Poor little kid
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started by
marvin
(02.02.2002 3:21:31 AM EST)
I think grandma's about to burst her balloons ! LOL
LMAO
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started by
tjshere
(02.02.2002 0:45:22 AM EST)
That smile of pride is priceless. Imagine how proud she'll be when she grows up and buys the real things. Hehehe.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
Nice shot!
