"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
Random Quote
Richard Dawson: "Name the first thing you take off after work". Contestant: "Ummmm. Underwear." as seen on the Family Feud.
Snapple Facts
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
Double Dragon
C'mon slay that dragon, baby! ...
Published : 11.24.1999
Rate: 3.24
Little to offer
She's got more to offer than he can handle and he has nothing to offer her so she can handle. ...
Published : 11.23.1999
Rate: 2.78
Milk us ma
Momma didn't raise no fools! ...
Published : 11.22.1999
Rate: 2.67
Cheating Husband
What makes you say that? ...
Published : 11.19.1999
Rate: 3.03
Another new cereal
Love to start my day this way ...
Published : 11.18.1999
Rate: 3.17
It's a dogs life
I wish my dogs would do this at my house ...
Published : 11.16.1999
Rate: 2.68
Hello? Tech Support?
Unfortunately this is true. ...
Published : 11.15.1999
Rate: 2.80
Hollywood typing exercise
This is what they use in Hollywood to screen potential secretaries. Well this and a big rack. ...
Published : 11.12.1999
Rate: 2.74
Show and Tell
It's show and tell time ...
Published : 11.05.1999
Rate: 2.50
Pretty Woman
Jeez, this is the ugly truth. ...
Published : 11.04.1999
Rate: 2.04
Jack in later years
Hey, we all need a little help now and again. ...
Published : 11.02.1999
Rate: 2.95