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Trickle down effect
Is this how it works? ...
Published : 04.27.2000
Rate: 2.60
The kiss
Why elderly's shouldn't kiss. ...
Published : 04.24.2000
Rate: 2.92
Early football
The evolution of football. ...
Published : 04.23.2000
Rate: 2.79
Net dogs
Dogs with chatroom access. ...
Published : 04.22.2000
Rate: 3.52
The great escape
A botched attempt. ...
Published : 04.21.2000
Rate: 2.24
What will you have?
Hmmm. Everything looks good. ...
Published : 04.20.2000
Rate: 2.81
Blind corner
Atleast they are all together. ...
Published : 04.19.2000
Rate: 2.53
Welcome to West Va
Must be a bitch looking someone up in the phone book. ...
Published : 04.11.2000
Rate: 2.85
