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Mom Knows Best

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/22/2004
 
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Sounds like Mom wanted a little more than that Social Security check each month.

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    you have (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.24.2004 8:25:50 PM EST)

    to overhaul the getaway car

    Apparently Ted Kennedy (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.22.2004 9:37:02 AM EST)


    listened to his mother.
    His car ran just fine.

    Hehehehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.22.2004 5:13:11 AM EST)


    I'm surprised mom wasn't the driver.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Moms (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.22.2004 0:35:42 AM EST)


    aren't they great? hahaha

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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