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By: Anonymous
Published: 07/30/2000
Age doesn''t just affect a man''s feelings for the government it also affects how high he pulls up his pants.
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(08.03.2000 6:33:32 PM EST)
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(07.31.2000 3:51:52 PM EST)
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(07.31.2000 2:44:48 PM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 0:04:23 AM EST)
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The term the "Boogey Man will get you" comes from the Boogey people, who still inhabit an area of Indonesia. These people still act as pirates today and attack ships that pass. Thus the termspread "if you don't watch out the Boogey man will get you."
