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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
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A man wearing Saran Wrap clothing visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
sounds like fun
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suicideking
(03.17.2003 0:07:21 AM EST)
so by that accord, on Valentine's Day it would be permitted to behead people, correct?
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