Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, oftentimes, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!"
— Johnny Carson
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Scared to Death

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/24/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

You're fine.

Scared to Death

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Yo Mama is so fat ...
  • A Second Penis
  • San Francisco Weighs Law To Protect Fat People
  • Proposed Penis Tax
  • Top 10 reasons e-mail is like a penis
  • The Old Man's Penis
  • Seer Fails To Predict Penis Attack
  • Dear Penis
  • Turkish Loverboy Pounds Big Fat Assy!
  • The new penis pump
  • Useless penis skin
  • Penis Enlarger
  • So, what is your penis' name?
  • Penis Biting Ferret Faces The Chop
  • Chinese doctors craft new penis for child
  • Inflamed Penis Amputated
  • The Devil Made Me Cut Off My Penis
  • Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:
  • The Penis Chomping Black Tail Rattle Snake
  • The Penis Chomping Black Tail Rattle Snake

  • More Cartoons...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    pandy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.26.2000 2:16:35 PM EST)

    what do you call three tampons walking down the street? nothing they are all stuck up cunts

    Mine isn't!! (0 replies)
    started by SlimBakon
    (06.26.2000 2:23:28 AM EST)

    Ohh yea cum here baby

    OOO NOOOOOO (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (06.24.2000 8:11:40 AM EST)

    well since his penis is scared maybe he should go in head first since he is small and short, but it wouldnt help her reach orgasm

    NudistLover

    good one, goofball (0 replies)
    started by blinker
    (06.24.2000 3:40:28 AM EST)

    the look on that poor bastards face is priceless.

    wouldn't you (0 replies)
    started by jennefer
    (06.24.2000 1:01:59 AM EST)

    my hand would be my new girlfriend.

    i think,,,,, (0 replies)  
    started by cartmansam
    (06.24.2000 0:08:09 AM EST)

    i would would be to,what a ugly fatass

    First

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Please Hold
    She's lucky she even got through ...
    03.21.2010

    It's Tax Time Again
    Even Jesus had to pay ...
    03.19.2010

    St. Patrick's Day In History 2
    The Irish step dance auditions ...
    03.17.2010

    St. Patrick's Day In History 1
    Never ate any Irish stew and now I don't think I want ...
    03.15.2010

    Rate This!

    3.37 Goofballs of 5
    51 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Old Enough
    You have to be old enough to appreciate this. If ...
    02.17.2009

    Experience
    He'd make a good used car salesman ...
    02.06.2009

    Beauty Aids
    Engage brain before mouth is opened. ...
    02.04.2009

    Unbearable
    Yes they really do ...
    01.31.2009

    Two Years Ago
    Eau De Forever
    Finally a perfume that works ...
    03.22.2008

    Remember When
    She'll remind you when you get there ...
    03.21.2008

    Courtship
    I'll read the poem myself afterwards. I'm sure you'll ...
    03.20.2008

    Honey Wake Up
    It's been 4 years since we moved the trailer from ...
    03.18.2008

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    In any given hour, at least 61,000 people are airbourne over the US.