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Wishes Do Come True

By: RogerPublished: 07/10/2001
 
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I bet you'll never pass a wishing well again without making a wish.

Wishes Do Come True

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    does this work... (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (07.21.2001 6:31:37 PM EST)

    for both genders?
    I could think of someone I would like an elephant to fall on.. hahaha

    now where's my redneck?

    Splat! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.10.2001 5:09:10 PM EST)

    Somebody give ma coffee can full of pennies.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Where is this? (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (07.10.2001 12:43:35 PM EST)


    My mother-in-law wants to go there with me.

    Doesn't work (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.10.2001 7:11:07 AM EST)

    I've tried this more than once at different wishing wells. It doesn't work.

    Damn ...... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.10.2001 4:10:47 AM EST)

    isn't a falling whale supposed to turn into a bowl of petunias not an elephant in accordance with the laws of improbability ? (In memory of Douglas Adams - author Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)


    Kiss My Ass !

    Is that a pink elephant? (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.10.2001 0:56:42 AM EST)


    Man, he's gonna have one hellova hangover!

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    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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