"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
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"Sit by the homely girl - you'll look good by comparison." — Advice from Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
Snapple Facts
#62 The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
One Liners
Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading? A. Telling your dad you're gay.
