"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Named after Liv Ullman, she is the daughter of Steven Tyler (lead singer for the band Aerosmith), she grew up with the belief that Todd Rundgren was her father. As she grew up she noticed a strong likeness between herself and Tyler's daughter Mia. Finally she confronted her mother and was told the truth, so by the age of 12 she was known as Liv Tyler. She has dated Joaquin Phoenix, and was named as the "other woman" in the Demi Moore/Bruce Willis split. Bruce played her father in the movie "Armagedden". Liv's latest claim to fame is starring as Arwen in "Lord of the Rings", the beautiful and bewitching elf who must choose between immortality and love.
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Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been over mixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.
