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    Baby Stewie soon realized (0 replies)
    started by spiderweb216
    (10.31.2006 8:52:02 PM EST)

    that his parents affection was really a poor attempt to distract him while the tested their new rectal thermometer.

    Dude.... (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (10.29.2006 2:27:21 PM EST)

    SUPER WEAK!

    This is waaaaay inappropriate but.... (1 reply)
    started by babybear
    (10.20.2006 1:12:44 AM EST)


    "Hmmmm, I like Mommy's kisses but Father Jim's hard-on is a bit of a worry!"

    Or..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.15.2006 11:49:13 AM EST)


    Damn! Static electricity sucks!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    OK, here goes (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.15.2006 11:47:34 AM EST)


    Man, I wish mom and dad would brush their teeth before they kiss me in the morning.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Wait a minute (0 replies)
    started by nitestrm
    (10.13.2006 12:42:55 PM EST)

    This wasn't in my contract!!

    Smell That? (0 replies)
    started by waltl
    (10.13.2006 11:40:49 AM EST)

    I wonder if they can smell that?

    it wasn't baby lotion (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (10.12.2006 10:09:22 PM EST)

    o.k., so the super glue and the baby lotion look kinda alike.

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Big Mistake (0 replies)  
    started by tackleelgible
    (10.10.2006 9:45:09 PM EST)

    How was I suppose to know your stash wasn't baby powder

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