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Baby Stewie soon realized
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started by
spiderweb216
(10.31.2006 8:52:02 PM EST)
that his parents affection was really a poor attempt to distract him while the tested their new rectal thermometer.
Dude....
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started by
bigdadlong
(10.29.2006 2:27:21 PM EST)
SUPER WEAK!
Man, I wish mom and dad would brush their teeth before they kiss me in the morning.
Wait a minute
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started by
nitestrm
(10.13.2006 12:42:55 PM EST)
This wasn't in my contract!!
Smell That?
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started by
waltl
(10.13.2006 11:40:49 AM EST)
I wonder if they can smell that?
it wasn't baby lotion
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started by
apeman0817
(10.12.2006 10:09:22 PM EST)
o.k., so the super glue and the baby lotion look kinda alike.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Big Mistake
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  started by
tackleelgible
(10.10.2006 9:45:09 PM EST)
How was I suppose to know your stash wasn't baby powder
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