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Caption Contest - February 2005

By: jskillsPublished: 02/28/2005
 
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February 2005 Winner

"If you call now, I will throw in 4 more knives and you get it all for $29.95."
-- submitted by kaufmanfirefighter

Caption Contest - February 2005

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    In my opinion the winner is: (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (05.30.2005 11:39:29 PM EST)

    kaufmanfirefighter

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Jacko (0 replies)
    started by hazer1
    (04.26.2005 11:31:01 PM EST)
    This kid tried to leave neverland.

    Sword Swallowing for Dummies!! (0 replies)
    started by tazdevil
    (03.03.2005 5:23:46 PM EST)
    He must have read...
    Sword Swallowing for Dummies!!

    @!#$%@
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    well (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (02.24.2005 7:07:10 PM EST)
    he seems to be a cut above the rest

    ACT NOW!!!!! (1 reply)
    started by kaufmanfirefighter
    (02.07.2005 11:10:38 PM EST)
    If you call now, I will throw in 4 more knives and you get it all for $29.95.

    Moral of this story (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (02.04.2005 2:16:34 PM EST)

    Never get caught sleeping with a knife thrower's wife

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Class cut-up (0 replies)
    started by websterinvirginia
    (02.02.2005 10:41:03 AM EST)
    This sharp guy slices through the bullshit and shows that he is a cut above the rest.

    Immature Fellow

    Could be (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (02.02.2005 10:29:08 AM EST)
    He needs a cut man in his corner

    Saddam! (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (02.02.2005 6:49:27 AM EST)
    Use a tooth pick,you asshole!

    Iron supplement (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (02.01.2005 3:07:49 AM EST)
    Does a body good.

    ~Obiwan~

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