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Having returned to the North Pole, Santa finds Rudolph and all the reindeer unable to fly the sleigh, or count backward, or walk in a straight line, or touch their hoof to their nose. Seems they have become good friends with Santa's older brother, Dingle Kringle, who has fallen off the wagon again.
There's only one thing to do. Mixing together Mrs. Kringle's bra along with his favorite alternative sports -- lawn darts and midget tossing -- Santa has devised a plan to teach Elliot and the elves how to fly and pull the sleigh!
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Cool
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started by
proverbialchump
(12.17.2002 5:00:59 PM EST)
It comes with Miss PK's bra and everything. Rudolph, that sure is and odd name!
yay for elf bowling
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started by
suicideking
(12.11.2002 8:19:44 PM EST)
wait, NOBODY DOWNLOAD IT!!! It has a virus!! lol...remember when the first one came out, everybody kept posting about it having a virus
Nice!
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started by
nunquamcadere
(12.10.2002 8:47:26 PM EST)
Very cool! Bout time another version was released! Much thanks Rob!
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