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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
— Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
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Snapple Facts |
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#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 
