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Yo Mama ...
is so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? A: Her navel.
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Virtual pet fish
The HP MOPy fish is alive and sensitive, and you should, therefore, care for it just as you would a natural fish...
Published : 09.19.1999
Rate: 3.77
Ratboy's Revenge
Shoot up this little ratboy on your screen and he just might get some revenge on you ...
Format: Executable
Published : 09.02.1999
Rate: 3.07
