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George W. Bush

"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." -George W. Bush, May 22, 2001

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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up."
— Barbara Bush

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Yo Mama ...

... is so fat, Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

One Liners

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men

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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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The Cure Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ... 10.28.2009	Life In The 1500's The next time you are washing your hands and complain ... 06.05.2008	Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving Or Christmas.......... 1. Talk about a huge breast! 01.23.2009
Best Lawyer Story The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ... 05.09.2009		Origina Pickup Chicks A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Veuve Cliquot ... 10.01.2009
Golf Club Sign Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ... 10.12.2009	An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named �Governmentium.� Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313. 10.19.2009	3rd Grade Exam Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade ... 09.29.2009
How to get to Heaven from Ireland I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven ... 09.25.2009	Gynecologist's Assistant A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ... 11.13.2009	Caddie Come Back Lines Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ... 10.11.2009
Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ... 09.28.2009	I D Ten T Error I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ... 06.16.2008	Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ... 10.06.2008
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5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40

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7 Bareback Thong 4.29

8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29

9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27

10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

Casino Joke

I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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9 Inspirational 4.63

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President Obama?

Very excited, still dancing in the streets

Best of two choices

He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said

He's a crook and a liar, like the rest

McCain should have won

I'm voting for Palin in 2012

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