Too Drunk To Know
By: clvr4	Published: 06/21/2000
A man walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. He noticed a Big Jar of money in the middle of the bar, curious, he asked the bartender what the jar full of money was for. The Bartender replied it is for a contest that we have anyone can join all you have to do is put five dollars into the jar then with one punch you have to knock out "Manny" a huge 6'5" 300lb. man at the end of the bar. The man thought "wow" no way, that guy is huge. The bartender said thats not all after that you have to go to the back of the bar where we have a mean three year old German Shepard with and abscessed tooth that you have to pull then if you survive that you have to go to the second floor where we have bertha a 300 lb overweight woman you have to make love to her. The man said no way in hell. He sat down and ordered another beer. About 2 hours and ten beers later he was drunk and the money was looking really tempting. Spur of the moment, he grabbed a five dollar bill out of his pocket put it into the jar, walked over to "Manny" cocked back and punched him out, everyone was amazed. He went out back to where the Huge dog was, for about half an hour all that was heard was banging and trash cans being thrown around dogs yelping and yelping. Fourty-five minutes later the man bursts threw the door absolutely exhausted and says "Alright, where is that bitch with the abscessed tooth" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Teeheehee (0 replies) started by SweetHart (03.15.2001 2:50:42 PM EST) I loved it ! thank you!

Donkey Dick (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.04.2001 9:52:57 PM EST) A guy goes into a bar sees ahuge pot of money on the table he asks the bartender what the money is for the bar tender says that if he can make the donkey in the corner laugh he gets all the money so he goes over and he comes back and the donkey is laughing hysterically then the man takes his money and goes home about a month later he goes back into the bar and there is another pot of money he asks what it is for the bar tender replies this time you have to make the donkey cry he goes over to the corner comes back and the donkey is crying hysterically he grabs his money and starts to leave but before he leaves the bar tender asks him how he did it the man replies "the first time I told him my penis was bigger than his the second time I proved it"

Good one (0 replies) started by BioForce (08.12.2000 1:21:12 AM EST) I'v heard a similar one before with a donkey in place of a dog. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

no kiddin... (0 replies) started by rwk26164 (07.17.2000 11:00:50 PM EST) that happened to me once really this goofball is outa here

YEAH (0 replies) started by freakee (07.14.2000 3:43:10 PM EST) Same thing happened to me about 5 years ago. The Mind is a POWERFUL thing! I think.

drunk (0 replies) started by woodbro (07.13.2000 5:10:29 PM EST) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? I am a bad ass

Punctuation (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.25.2000 5:51:32 PM EST) Ever heard of it? The joke is funny, though.

Is it just me... (1 reply) started by NakedCanuck (06.21.2000 10:20:15 AM EST) ...or is this based on a true story? The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

I don't know about you... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.21.2000 1:12:45 AM EST) ...but I'd give him the money!!

Having sex with dogs... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (06.21.2000 0:36:52 AM EST) and removing teeth in a shoddy dentistry way....how blazin

1st (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (06.21.2000 0:24:05 AM EST) drunk fuck deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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