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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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Well . . .
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started by
someguy17
(12.29.2000 2:24:44 AM EST)
I, personally, have been using "Timmy" as my name of preference for dirty jokes.
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that's wrong...
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started by
rook30505
(12.27.2000 11:40:54 PM EST)
why does every dirty joke have to have a kid named Johnny in it?Now all of the Johnnies are going to be sterotyped.Bastards! Pikachu is the devil.
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Pffffffffffffft..........
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.26.2000 12:17:52 PM EST)
That is soooooooooooooooo old
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