"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
Random Quote
"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'" —Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
Snapple Facts
#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
One Liners
Q: Why do Texans like big tits and tight pussies? A: 'cause they have big mouths and tiny dicks!
Quick Joke
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going to start a cat fight over who it is in the compact.
Maybe they'll end up ripping each others clothes off and making out.
editor's note:
Hey it could happen,
this is my fantasy here.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
To protect woolens from moths, people for generations have stored them in cedar chests or have built closets lined with cedar. There is no evidence that a cedar chest or closet repels moths.
