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By: AnotherPublished: 03/12/2001
 
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A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes", the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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    blonde (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.20.2001 11:31:40 PM EST)

    Why did the blonde have square boobs?
    She forgot to take the tissues out of the box

    I'm going to see how much I can type on this messa (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (03.15.2001 9:55:39 PM EST)

    Damn, that was old. That really cracked up my pre-school class

    It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

    NOOOOOOOOO please no ... nightmares ... again .. (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (03.15.2001 6:19:13 PM EST)

    see title for details

    Homer J. Simpson

    i (0 replies)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (03.15.2001 5:28:43 PM EST)

    wonder if she sanded it down first

    To the end of time

    Cute. (0 replies)  
    started by cheeseball
    (03.12.2001 7:13:44 AM EST)


    I hope she scraped all the old paint off first.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

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