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Applying For A Driver's License

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 11/14/2006
 
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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    Oh hell thats good (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.14.2006 9:45:44 AM EST)


    lmfao...
    I hadnt heard that one before....

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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