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Yo Mama ...
is so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
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Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk.
The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by.
Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
hahahaha
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XorsistXtreme
(08.06.2000 0:26:24 AM EST)
man this was so funny! I mean pure genius! I mean... two guys.. a cigarette... a smouldering mattress! ahahahha...
crap
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started by
whiteebear
(08.06.2000 0:17:24 AM EST)
this blows more chunks out my dogs ass
1st
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started by
h8suall
(08.06.2000 0:05:03 AM EST)
Jackie sucks
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