"The more money they have in their more pockets — in their pockets, themore likely it is that somebody will find work."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to theGOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big joke on me." — Robert Frost
Snapple Facts
#168 One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
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