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"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
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 Deathbed Lawyer | | By: bd2son | Published: 03/31/2007 | | |  |
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"
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He should have
(0 replies)
started by
ajk454
(03.31.2007 9:26:11 PM EST)
taken out the other one with him!
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