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How to impress a woman

By: Brad KilmerPublished: 02/09/2000
 
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How to impress a woman

  • Wine her,
  • Dine her,
  • Call her,
  • Hug her,
  • Hold her,
  • Surprise her,
  • Compliment her,
  • Smile at her,
  • Laugh with her,
  • Cry with her,
  • Cuddle with her,
  • Shop with her,
  • Give her jewelry,
  • Buy her flowers,
  • Hold her hand,
  • Write love letters to her,
  • Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
******************************** HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
  • Show up naked,
  • Bring beer.

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FALSE (0 replies)
started by zamasaky
(02.09.2001 5:06:13 PM EST)

As a joke,OK.But in reality,I have had many ladies give as much as receive.

LMAO (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 7:39:30 PM EST)

LMAO

yo man i m first (0 replies)  
started by robtheman
(10.14.2000 8:34:16 PM EST)

that is so true man

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