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 A Redneck Pregnacy | | By: bigjohn2 | Published: 04/26/2003 | | |  |
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Bubba's wife had been pregnant for some time, and the time had finally come. He brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey Bubba! You just had you a son! Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on, son! We ain't finished yet! The doctor then delivered a little girl, he said, "Hey Bubba! You got you a daughter!" Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor says, "Hold on, we still ain't finished!" The doctor then delivered another boy. He said, "Bubba, you just had another boy! But don't worry cause that's it!"
Bubba and his wife went home to West Melbourne with the three new children. When they got home, they sat down and began talking. Bubba said, "Mama, you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use the 3-in-one oil?
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Bubba said, "Mama, it's a dang good thing we didn't use WD-40!"
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Way to go Big John !
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started by
marvin
(04.27.2003 9:17:38 AM EST)
personal real life stories are the best! LMAO
5^ of course ;-)
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