The Carnival
By: Robnoxious	Published: 09/02/2000
On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. They were walking past the man with the scale, who guessed your weight, and when Joe he asked her what she wanted to do, Rose replied, "I wanna get weighed." Joe told her to get on the scale, and when the man looked at Rose he said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize. Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "I wanna get weighed," she said again. So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose's weight correctly this time, so they left without a prize. This type of thing happened a couple more times, and finally Joe began to think this girl was quite strange. All she wanted to do was to get weighed. So he decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at her door with a quick handshake. Rose's roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went. "I had a wousy time!" Rose replied. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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doublej1984 (0 replies) started by dragonmaster666 (04.28.2001 5:20:08 PM EST) you dumb fuck ... replace the "w"'s with "L"'s as you are supposed to come to the conclusion of by reading "wousy", instead of lousy dumbass "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

huh? (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (10.11.2000 4:57:14 PM EST) this makes no fucking sense and its not even funny. Someone help me Im stupid.

what?? (0 replies) started by lilangel000399 (10.10.2000 4:33:20 PM EST) can someone PLEASE explain this one to me at lilangel_99_99@yahoo.com or message me on yahoo at lilangel_99_99 or icq me my # is 49478181

haha (0 replies) started by DarkCcret (09.03.2000 2:54:01 AM EST) Funny joke, I'll toss it a couple goofballs. Just Fear me, Love me, Do what I say, and I will be your slave.

That poor bastard (0 replies) started by DaWolfE (09.02.2000 11:09:47 PM EST) I woulda tried to bust a move anyway I am Da WolfE

ha ha ha (0 replies) started by beaudiablo (09.02.2000 11:34:59 AM EST) that one took me a minute

Oh..... (0 replies) started by Julz (09.02.2000 1:40:58 AM EST) I GET IT NOW....FUNNY...

She only has herself to blame... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.02.2000 0:32:29 AM EST) She should have told he she wanted to get skwewed. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

har har (0 replies)   started by Mynok5 (09.02.2000 0:15:51 AM EST) funnee my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

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