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A Bachelor's Chicken Surprise

By: marvinPublished: 03/02/2003
 
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Baked Stuffed Chicken

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

And, you thought I couldn't cook.

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    I agree ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    LMAO @ first guy!!! (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.02.2003 10:57:30 AM EST)

    "." Waaaaaaa hahahahahaha! I can't top that one. LMAO! ^5, dude, that was a 2 pointer for sure. ROFL!!!

    *ahem* Hehehehe, good joke, Marvin. That full cup of butter makes pretty good lubricant too, dorsn't it? ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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