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George W. Bush
 
"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
 
 

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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
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Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Another Use for Viagra

By: LauraPublished: 05/03/1999
 
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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    Viagra (0 replies)
    started by LindaOdell
    (02.13.2001 0:44:25 AM EST)

    Is this why you use Viagra Ed?

    When you can't pee... (0 replies)  
    started by cheeseball
    (12.23.2000 3:24:41 PM EST)

    Try that new drug, Niagra.

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