"If only faces could talk ..." — sportscaster Pat Summerall during the Super Bowl
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is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
One Liners
Q. How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same? A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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This same technique to get rid of my ex-wife, but I have to keep her around so I can make jokes about her.
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Getting Even One December day my husband and I found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight: starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat" ...
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What Is That Smell A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your ...
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