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Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
Meanwhile
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started by
marvin
(07.07.2003 4:32:52 PM EST)
someone's got inkstains on their trolleys and will have to explain it ti the wife when they get home tonight.
I wonder.....
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started by
tjshere
(07.07.2003 4:16:24 PM EST)
If he licked the tip of the thermometer before he tried to write with it?
Waaaaahaaaaaa
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started by
corjones
(07.07.2003 12:27:42 PM EST)
Nice one M.C. Gave me a wee chortle!
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