"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
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"Warning: Never use while sleeping." — Warning with hair dryer, cited in US News & World Report
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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
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is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
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Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
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A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ball and tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
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