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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
There are no tricks to the test. (no cheating please)
Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE
OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence.
Count them ONLY ONCE: (do not go back and count them again).
See below...
ANSWER:
There are six F's in the sentence.
One of average intelligence finds three of them.
If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human
brain tends to
see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird,
huh?
sucks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.13.2000 10:59:02 PM EST)
mental test sucks
this sucks
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started by
areyouready
(07.01.2000 6:07:54 PM EST)
yeah this joke bites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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