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Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Doctor's Poker Game

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/13/2000
 
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A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"

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    haha... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.14.2000 7:19:27 AM EST)

    ...wait...it wasn't funny....why did i laugh?

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

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    started by 1TrackMind
    (12.13.2000 11:39:13 PM EST)

    the yo mamma joke is funnier

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    started by mynok5
    (12.13.2000 7:59:45 PM EST)

    Wheres the funny

    my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

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