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Horse Trading

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/10/2006
 
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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    LMMFAO (1 reply)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (01.10.2006 12:04:38 PM EST)


    and the milkman and the Cable man

    hahahahaha

    This was great BD

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Quality Control (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2006 5:42:03 AM EST)

    Not only that but mom wants to buy the UPS guy, too.

    Hahahahaha, good one, BD!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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