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The Freudian Slip

By: NudeForSatanPublished: 07/19/2000
 
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Two psychiatrists were sitting in the cafeteria of the local loony bin drinking their morning coffee discussing the Freudian slip.

The first psychiatrist explained how he made a Freudian slip at the train station ticket box on his way to work today, "Instead of saying can I have a ticket to Licksville please, I accidentally said can I have a look at your tits please."

The second psychiatrist replied, "That's nothing compared to what happened to me this morning at the breakfast table with my wife. Instead of saying can you please pass me the butter, I accidentally said you fucked up my life you pathetic old cow."

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    Kinshane is a bitch (0 replies)
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    don't listen to that cunt, that joke was funny as hell

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