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"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
 
 

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"I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot."
— Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his decision not to vote. (1996)
 
 

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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
 
 

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